from cocaine  i get no kick  do da

 have you gone beserk can you see that man is a   

 send a wire to the main office and tell them i said ow   

 this one is a doozy  borris we cant hear ourselves think i got two men sick with the flu  and its utter chaos down here well do your best

 nah too jewish  i got it i got it  lets kill every first born male child in rock ridge

 we will work up a number six on them  that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin and whompin every living thing that moves within an inch of its life  we rape the living shit out of them at the number six dance

 im booked solid  i could not possibly sneak him until monday sir  when can you squeeze him in

 now who can argue with that  there is no way no how im gonna leave this town  [ jibberish ]

 doctor samuel johnson is right about   

 this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane gambler  what will cost man  defective

 i did not get a hurrumph out of that guy  immediately give the governor a hurrumph  gentleman please rest your sphincters

 hey the sheriff is a nigger  the sheriff is coming he said the sheriff is near  [ town bell ]

 son your on your own  as your spiritual leader i emplore you to pay heed to this good book  and what it has to say

 that you are the leading asshole in the state  im not used to public speaking  we the white god fearing citizens of rock ridge wish to express our extreme displeasure

 are we awake  are we black 

 my name is jim most people call me jim  since you are my guest and i am host what are your pleasures  well lets play chess

 mongo like candy  candygram for mongo 

 you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore  my mind is a raging torrent flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives  little sheriff meatballs

 sorry about the up your nigger   

 mongo only pawn in game of life  something about chu chu train 

 take this down  what do you want me to do sir  i want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west

 now go do that voodoo that you do  you are about embark on a great crusade  whilst i will be risking an almost certain academy nomination for best supporting actor