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2001 Space Odyssey 1968
» it can only be attributable to human error » the nine thousand series has a perfect operational record » i think you know what the problem is just as well as i do » this conversation can serve no purpose anymore goodbye » just what do you think your doing dave » take a stress pill and think things over » but i can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal » i am afraid dave » good afternoon gentleman » id like to hear it HAL sing it for me
Ace Ventura Pet Detective 1994 | Back to top of page
» loser » would you like me to take your pants off instead » yes satan » ive got to mister » i dont have the power » to the train the dolphin you must think like the dolphin » thats what turns me on about you » really » hi captain stubing » and congratulations on all your success » do not go in there » feel that buddy huh huh huh » yummy » would like a cookie son » im gonna execute button hook pattern super slow mo » halftime
Airplane 1980
» shit man that honkey that be messing with my old lady » whats our vector victor » you ever seen a grown man naked » have you ever been in a turkish prison » i cant tell you can tell me i am a doctor » accompanied by uncontrollable flatulance » and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight » i am serious and dont call me surely » i got to get out of here » oh stewardess i speak jive » oh its a pretty big white plane » i say let them crash » respect find out what it means to me » me john big tree » i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Aliens 1986
» eat this » i love the core » oh you want some of this » express elevator to hell » game over man game over » get away from her you bitch » anytime anywhere » trust me » looks like love at first sight to me » please kill me » why dont you put her in charge
Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004
» i love scotch » cannonball » but also nickname my testes » whammy » i am polite and i am rarely late » well hello you pointed to your boobies » you have an absolutely breathtaking hiney » i am very important i have many leather bound books » i want to be on you » you know how to cut the core of me baxter » oh i am sorry champ i think i ate your chocolate squirrel » i believe diversity is an old old wooden ship » i dont know what we are yelling about » hey where did you get those clothes at the toilet store » chicken and some sex you know see what happens » i would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party » its called sex panther by odeon its illegal in nine countries » you have a massive erection » of course in german it means a whales vagina » the coyote of the desert always likes to eat the heart of the young » thats baby making music thats what that is ugh » and she is quite a handful in the bedroom » when in rome » lets make whoopie » and you wont be invited » thats how i roll » because i have breasts exquisite breasts » im in a glass case of emotion » your a real hooker im going to slap you in public » no commercials no mercy » and i killed a guy with a trident » im not a baby im a man an anchorman » and im ron burgundy go fuck yourself san diego » what were you saying something i dont speak spanish » if im going to do this i will need my news team by my side » i immediately regret this decision
Animal House 1978
» oh god oh god » [ human beat box ] » i think im in love with a retard » okay this guy is a real zero thats true » i state your name » thank you sir may i have another » holy shit » can i just massage your thighs while you eat » im a zit get it » toga toga » vegetables can be really sensuous dont you think » sorry » you know she wants it » blowjob » and if the whole fraternity system is guilty » you fucked up you trusted us » its mr thoughtful with a dozen roses for » was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor » before we go any further there is something i want tell you
Austin Powers 1997
» that makes me angry » evacuation complete » yay capitalism » ill be sound as a pound » this sort of thing aint my bag baby » look what you did to mr bigelsworth » throw me a freaking bone here » one million dollars » i wont bite » do i make you horny » im with it im hip » for shits and giggles » in japan men come first » only two things scare me » pretty standard really » with liquid hot magma » shhh » i had the group liquidated » so incredibly sexy
Austin Powers 3: Goldmember 2002
» i may just be a small town FBI agent slash single mother » and the best part of the whole scheme is we get our assistants » he is ok » how about i what how are you doing » i dont know who am i » fook yu fook mi » i hope its mostly oral and not too » who throws a cup cake honestly » eight years and no phone call nobody stands up foxxy » we had some good times aye » then there is no pleasing you » there only two things i cant stand in this world » dads all pent up lets freak » ah crystal my motto a couple beeotches » mole mole mole » you look like a macho man village people » right in the kunyeegan » i dont speak freaky deaky dutch » my word your a tripod » oh everyone likes their own brand dont they » i actually have freakin sharks with laser beams » scotty is on fire » still we should run like it is godzilla » if you got an issue here is a tissue » take it down a notch » ah thank you » but unfortunately my neck looks like a vagina
Bachelor Party 1984 | Back to top of page
» and where is the groom » should i take the car or should i take debbie » debbie your a hooker i dont believe it » [ weird laugh ] » did i say hookers i didnt mean hookers » have i had sex with anyone in this room tonight » the camera loves him » we are now leaving nun central » hey bro what it be » i just wanna be alone » to girls with big tits » a little vino would be keeno » pain is such a rush » your getting married » can you wait till the song is over » a wonderfully talented human being » i mean this pup is fertile » your a hell of a guy » nick the dick » i killed a mule
Beetlejuice 1988
» having trouble with the living » you two kids picked me » were like peas in a pod » will walk all over you » feeling a little anxious » hi how are ya » i wont do two shows a night » nobody says the B word » shake shake senora
Being John Malkovich 1999
» you dont know how luck you are being a monkey » and im not banging her if thats what your implying » flattery will get you everywhere my boy » be gone with you you foul thing » and fifty other lines to get in a girls pants » ok we can share recipes if you like » its a portal » i have a cousin who is a retard » its my second choice but its wonderful » after dinner i will introduce you to my chimp elijah » ouch that is hot » malkovich malkovich » this insanity is now over » sure no problemo poof your a puppeteer
Better Off Dead 1985
» the crowd swells with anticipation » you will make a find little helper » i want my two dollars » your main weiner man » please dont let it be a booger » this was your assignment » ive been going to this high school » you skate i skate we skate » now thats a real shame » i think im on to something here » christmas » i dont want to go out with you » [ sound of a pig ] » dinner mondu » the international language » jee im really sorry your mom blew up ricky » speaking howard cosell » language lessons
Beverly Hills Cop 1984
» read my lips five thousand dollars » truck it just stopped man » this is not my locker » dont you think i know whats going on here » its not sexy » get the fuck out of here » can i stay for a while cause i ordered some pizza » oh no in beverly hills we take which ever car is closest » and with the exception of cleveland » they will do it i have seen them do it its not a pretty sight » i found the perfect place » you dont have to be embarrased if your dick is hard » you change man » before i go i want both of you to know something » your not gonna fall for the banana in the tail pipe » grey haired gentleman very dark skin capricorn » is this the man who wrecked the buffet » you want it with a lemon twist » we have cocaine and coffee here » money is no object put on my tab » i know the perfect place you guys will love it trust me
Big Trouble in Little China 1986
» have you paid your dues jack » its all on the reflexes » sure but never with a person in your condition » chinese man with gold rush fever » what does that mean china is here » ohh gosh cash i guess i mean its not tax deductible i guess » i must be just so monumentally naive » i was born ready » just like your salad bar » your not looking for a truck your looking for a girl » two thousand years and he cant find the girl to fit the bill come on » now from here on it gets pretty normal » play your cards right » they have survived the burning blade » the guardian what it sees lopan knows » see things noone else can see do things noone else can do » feel kind of invincible » i can see things noone else can see » you know what jack burton says at a time like this
Billy Madison 1995
» sun tan lotion is good for me » that silly penguin is back again » where the hell is he im starving » shampoo is better » who would you rather bone » eric is pregnant » did the penguin tell you to do it » its time to play dodge ball » that end your precious little field trip » have some more sloppy joes » are you in loser denial » hey kids its me » yeah they were weird looking
Birdcage, The 1996
» you bastard » what do you think » hello a career » when the shneken beckons » guatemalaness » im not saying anything » not without a miracle » but you keep it all inside » men smear » damn straight » well you know the old saying » how about those dolphins » dance with me » it is a huevo
Blade Runner 1982
» more human than human is our motto » so they built in a fail safe device » you nexus huh i design your eyes » i want more life fucker » its too bad she wont live » time to die » the light that burns twice as bright » if your not cop your little people » quite an experience to live in fear » you better get it up » wake up time to die » got the wrong guy pal
Blazing Saddles 1974
» from cocaine » send a wire to the main office and tell them i said ow » this one is a doozy » nah too jewish » we will work up a number six on them » im booked solid » now who can argue with that » doctor samuel johnson is right about » this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane gambler » i did not get a hurrumph out of that guy » have you gone beserk can you see that man is a » hey the sheriff is a nigger » son your on your own » that you are the leading asshole in the state » are we awake » my name is jim most people call me jim » mongo like candy » you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore » sorry about the up your nigger » care for another schnitzengruben » mongo only pawn in game of life » take this down » now go do that voodoo that you do
Boogie Nights 1997
» this is high fidelity » you need a test drive » got one special thing » get the juices flowing » like when napoleon was king » two four whatever » do you have any coke at this party » may i see it please » violence is a bad thing » my cock is ready » you got the touch » feel feel feel my heat » be my mom » the magic on those tapes » thats cosmo » hes a buddy of mine
Braveheart 1995
» i was wondering if i might have a word with your daughter » most excellent idea sire » do you confess » [ englishmen do not know what a tongue is for ] » [ i am not a liar ] » i am skilled in the arts of war » that will wake you up in the morning boy » irish » your island you mean ireland yeah its mine » knowing their minds is the key to the throne » i will invade england and defeat the english on their own ground » but they will never take our freedom » one day you will be a king » some men are longer than others » the lord tells me he can get me out of this mess » the trouble with scotland
Bubble Boy 2001
» chloe the hoar next door » that far » bright and shiny » how some bubble vato gonna help me » on planet PX41 » dont be like me ese dont live in regret » im not mini » everybody out he has got immunities » did you ever you know get in his bubble » you want five hundred dollar » what are you talking about » im gonna woop that ass » all on account of putang » punani sister of putang » five hundred dollar (2) » punani
Caddyshack 1980 | Back to top of page
» be the ball » the Dali Lama himself » how do you measure yourself » well the world needs ditch diggers too » tell the cook this is low grade dog food » so what do you do » let me tell you a story » i was born to love » people dont say that about you
Casablanca 1942
» when it comes to women your a true democrat » its the romantic in me » im only a poor corrupt official » what is your nationality » they put it on the bill i tear up the bill » you used to be a much better liar sam » i remember every detail » of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world » kiss me if it were the last time » how long was it we had honey » im shocked that gambling is going on here » i wouldnt believe you no matter what you told me » you have to think for both of us » i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Clerks 1994
» it takes different strokes to move the world » i fuck anything that moves » you sucked that guys dick » try not to suck any dick » no time for love dr jones » especially since i rule » happy scrappy hero pup » olaf girl nice scrollneck » my love for you is ticking clock beserker » bet you they brought in contractors on that thing » your ruse your cunning attempt to trick me » thats why i manually masturbate caged animals » this job would be great » you should hear the barrage of stuipd questions » no arguments here insubordination rules » you hate people » title does not dictate behavior » [ dance music ] » shark is in the salsa » whats a good plate with nothing on it
Coming to America 1988
» bark like a dog » arouse my intellect as well my loins » his mamma call him clay » you know there is a god somewhere » sexual chocolate » when you think of garbage » the football contest last night » cherish this experience » if loving the lord is wrong » thats when the big bucks start rolling in
Die Hard 1988 | Back to top of page
» so kareem rebounds right » i have two myself » benefits of a classical education » the code please » he wont be joining us for the rest of his life » come to the coast » welcome to the party pal » standard two by two cover formation » hey babe i negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast » hans bubby im your white knight » i read about them in time magazine » its the time of miracles » as in helsinki sweeden » im agent johnson » merry christmas » sitting on a beach earning twenty percent » just like fucking saigon » still a cowboy
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 1988
» very married emanently corruptable » mr lawrence you can afford to dismiss such amatuers » come on your french you understand that » i know somebody here i met him on a train his name » and an absolute magician at hiding a body » not mother » oklahoma oklahoma » dont take the cork off the fork » excuse me may i go to the bathroom first » who was she with » doctor emil schohowzen » he cant believe its really you yes i think thats it » or my name is not doctor emil schohowzen » freddy go to your room » alright we will forget about the money but the bet is still on » if you come over here i will prove that i love you » great guy » isnt she wonderful » now first intros » put a couple shrimps on the barbie for ya » then lets go get them
Do the Right Thing 1989
» wake up up you wake » my name is smiley » get a broom and sweep out front » that boy is living very large he even walks in stereo » where is the miller high life » if mike tyson dream whooping my ass he better wake up and apologize » hey sal how come you got no brothers on the wall here » always do the right thing » you da man » yo man your jordans are fucked up » im gonna do this im going to do that you aint gonna do a god damn thing » eddie you too smart for your own britches » i see you walk up and down this block inebriated » yo hold up time out » the story of life is this » twenty C energizers » everybody knows why they call me sweet dick willy » first of all it is too hot alright » i mean it im not playing » my people my people what can i say » because you dont fucking listen mookie
E.T. the Extra Terrestrial 1982 | Back to top of page
» you have absolute power yes » [ screaming ] » only little kids can see him give me a break » is he a pig he sure eats like one » how do you explain school to higher intelligence » zero charisma » you said b good » ET ET ET be good » ET phone home » ouch » phone phone phone phone » well can he just beam up
Eurotrip 2004
» about me dumping you » scotty does not know » he the girl your the girl and sometimes your both the girl » this trip is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me to broaden my sexual horizons » were the manchester united fan club from ohio » so i tell the swamp donkey » [ waiting in line for louvre ] » cooper do not hate me » ne pas robot realmente » mi scuzi » chica chica » let us make love for one whole month » let the vandersexxx begin » so are the girls coming back » nowhere near berlin » we just get miami vice on television » you see this i quit » we will swim with dolphins and sip champagne by moonlight » this absinthe is bullshit » that is some pretty fucked up shit » we dont need no water
Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1990 | Back to top of page
» i cant see that far » they bought it » its a little childish and stupid but then so is high school » i recall central park in fall » a person should not believe in an ism » bueller bueller » pardon my french » nine times » never had one lesson » something d o o economics » he is such a sweetie got to go » oh my god your dying » makes you look like an ass is what does ed » take a hot bath and wrap a hot towel around your head » i will go i will go » in what way » i wanna see this dead grandmother firsthand » a family member dies and you insult me » wheres your brain why did you kick me » it is his love it is his passion » do you have a kiss for daddy » the question is what arent we going to do » you heartless wench » we will get back to you as soon as its humanly possible » what country you think this is » the sausage king of chicago » you touch me i yell rat » this is sergeant peterson chicago police » who is winning » swing batter » i need help » and a scorching case of herpes » i heard that you were feeling ill » if you say ferris bueller you lose a testicle » gummy bear
Fight Club 1999
» bob had bitch tits » everything is a copy of a copy of a copy » must of had his grande latte enema » what kind of dining set defines me as a person » imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light » this is cancer right » im so close to the end » so your a tourist » testicular cancer should be no contest » this is your life » how is that working out for you » its a dildo » i want you to hit me as hard as you can » in the industry we call them cigarette burns » its an article written by an organ in the first person » welcome to fight club » shatner id fight william shatner » id fight ghandi » this is probably one of those cry for help things » i am jacks raging bile duct » [ freaky deaky ] » id like to thank the academy » yep with enough soap » id be very very careful » we have no great war and no great depression » run forest run » your not your fucking khakis » we guard you while you sleep » i felt like destroying something beautiful » first rule of project mayhem » his name is robert paulson » you have very serious emotional problems » your the worst thing that ever happened to me
Finding Nemo 2003
» im h2o intolerant » huh i wonder were my class has gone » theres nothing to see » you got a problem buddy » step five bring a fish friend » im having fish tonight » he has not been decontaminated yet » hi how are ya » just keep swimming » hey conscious am i dead » sharkbait pew pah petu » i call him squishy and he will be mine » you got serious thrill issues dude » righteous righteous » when they know you know » mine mine mine » good afternoon were gonna have a great jump today » speak whale » hop in my mouth if you want to live
Fish Called Wanda, A 1988
» molto peligorosso » face up to certain realities » dont call me stupid » i just wanna apologize » hello lunch » i wanda i wonder » ka ka ka ken
Forrest Gump 1994
» life is like a box of chocolates » i have worn lots of of shoes » you dont talk much » run forrest run » congratulations how do you feel » whats your sole purpose in this army » you are going to be a general someday » shrimp is the food of the sea » i dont know much about anything » bit me directly in the buttox » stupid is stupid does » go for a little run
Four Weddings and a Funeral 1994
» dont be ridiculous » this is only the second time ive ever been a best man » i love you i love you » i was promised sex » ive got a new theory about marriage » are you a lesbian » bride or groom
Friday 1995
» you aint got to lie » your not applying yourself » im gonna get you high today » pops be tripping man » buy me a 40oz for my birthday » my neck and my back » mrs parker just dont know » mukoto moroto meseto » puff puff give » peanut butter no jelly ham no burger » how come yall didnt help me » thats ok she will be back » thats my dog » payback is muther fucka aint it » i was just bullshitting
Full Metal Jacket 1987
» you got a war face » only steers and queers come from texas » skullfuck you » this is my rifle this is my gun » do you believe in the virgin mary » one two three four i love the marine core » me so horny » sometimes he thinks hes john wayne » anyone who runs » whos side are you on son » eat the peanuts out of my shit » we are jolly green giants walking the earth with guns » [ bird is the word ] » better you than me » i wanted to be the first kid on my block » no boom boom with soul brother
Galaxy Quest 1999 | Back to top of page
» you are our last hope » just like mother used to make » i think were the green thingy » just fyi » the toethian minefield » deception lies » group hug » whats my last name » i died on episode 81 » and it exploded » lah lah lah lah lah
Gangs of New York 2002
» warriors is what i brought » trespassers » everybody owes everybody pays » im new york » ghoul » uphold the law » a jig doing a jig » last honorable man » spectacle of fearsome acts » this boy has no heart » ears and noses » who holds sway » did you know theres a nigga in your church » murdering this poor little rabbit » lukewarm » ill fest my bed chamber with his guts » keep counting » always hire one hand » amen
Ghost Dog 1999
» this is the substance of the way of the samurai » passenger pigeon » now what the fuck is his name » what language is he talking in » i said stupid fucking white man » taking an enemy in the battlefield is like a hawk » do what i tell you an shoot me » [ thats completely crazy this guy is a genius ] » its poetry of war » of reality i kick the fly super technicality
Glengarry Glen Ross 1992
» put that coffee down » you call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch » you are shit hit the bricks pal » fuck you thats my name » get them to sign on the line that is dotted » always be closing » that watch cost more than your car » it takes brass balls to sell real estate » and to you they are gold » fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser » if you do not have the god damn leads » if you think there is go ahead be that thing » the great fucks you may have had » our life is looking forward or its looking back » let me ask you this are you gonna turn me in » always tell them the truth » you ferry you company man » they just like talking to salesman
Godfather, The 1972
» don corleone give me justice » i hope their first child will be a masculine child » [ behind closed doors ] » you can act like a man » im gonna make him an offer he cant refuse » well let me tell you something my crout mick friend » thank you for the dinner and a very pleasant evening » but narcotics is the thing of the future » i must say no to you and i will give you my reasons » i think your brain is going soft » the don rest in peace was slipping » you make the deal sonny » its a sicilian message » you know any good spots on the west side » i love you with all my heart » then ill kill them both » thats alright these things gotta happen every five years or so » i dont want my brother coming out of the toilet » what i want is a guarantee » we dont discuss business at the table » tattaglia is a pimp » your out tom » he was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time » your my older brother and i love ya » i like to drink wine more than i used to anyway im drinking more » i keep going over this barzine business » i never wanted this for you
Goodfellas 1990
» i know how to talk to her especially to her » everybody takes a beating sometime » that was it » in prison dinner was always a big thing » you know why » woah you broke your cherry » and jimmy two times » alright ill tell you something » whadda ya mean funny » you know what your a funny guy » fuck you pay me » in this day and age what the fuck » thats how fast it takes » it turned me on » a married man does not stay out like this » for a second i thought i was dead » bye bye dickhead » dont go busting my balls » you know the hoof » what do you want from me » no i thought you said » good for you
Goonies, The 1985
» truffle shuffle » separar las drogas » your dreaming dude » i wanna veal scalopinni » fifty dollar bill » kill over pepperoni » what seems to be the problem » but the worst thing » this one is my dream » baby ruth » sloth » si no hace buen trabajo » rocky road
Graduate, The 1967
» i just want to said one word to you » would you like me to seduce you » let me out » want me to get it » isnt there something you want to tell me » a ford thats great » are you armed
Harold Kumar White Castle 2004 | Back to top of page
» hemoglobin trotters » getting high doing work » bonzai pubes » shit i forgot my cell phone » burn this mother fucker down » wanna see sticky icky my friend » business hippie » do you want play battle shit » daddy is not coming on anything » we need marijuana now » what would jesus do » just dont do anything the good lord would not do » hey randy the devil is everywhere » what the hell you doing with my wife » the doogie line always works on strippers » man so fucking extreme » thank you come again » large penis keeps me happy » learn how to make coffee whore » forget about cheetah bad news » i made some love stains
Heathers 1989
» hot and horny but realistically low key note » its a real party continent » fuck me gently with a chainsaw » what are you going to do with the money » bulemia is so eighty seven » thats the stupidest question i ever heard » lets give him a good scare » you blow it tonight girl » cause your an idiot » if your nice i will let you buy me a slushy » i really dont like my friends » more than just a spoke in my menstrual cycle » you know i have a prepared speech for my suitor » lick it up baby » grand iq to decide what type of gloss to wear » missed myriad on the vocab test » call me when the shuttle lands » yeah where is your urge to purge » going to have to motor » in the mtv video games » praise jesus hallelujah praise jesus hallelujah » you like to suck big dick » oh the humanity » mary had a little lamb » i love my dead gay son » are we going to prom or to hell » ive seen a lot of bullshit » why are you such a mega bitch » but i believe the word eskimo
Highlander 1986
» you went down to the garage for a blow job » broads or blow just dial 0 » at last the gathering » you have the devil in you » i am juan sanchez villa lobos ramirez » we are brothers » you have the manners of a goat » i was born two thousand four hundred and thirty seven years ago » in the end there can be only one » ramirez » who is the woman » seventeen eighty three was a very good year » haha and i bid you good day » dont ever speak to me » mom » i am in disguise » its better to burn out then to fade away » i am connor macleod of the clan macleod » there can be only one
Hudsucker Proxy, The 1994
» make the experience more pleasant » idea man » president of the company » the chump really likes me » your from the basement » enter the dame » he dont look wise » [ muncie cheer ] » i studied some finnish » the dingus is quite simple really
Incredibles, The 2004 | Back to top of page
» super ladies » im your number one fan » coincidence i think not » penetrating the bureaucracy » i never look back darling » i used to design for gods » no capes » come in one hour darling » you caught me monologueing » edna mode and guest » luck favors the prepared » [ call home signal ] » call me when you get back darling » i'll crush her sounds dark for you » how can i betray the perfect woman » woman talking greater good » mommy
Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981
» no time to argue throw me the idol » you chose the wrong friends » come on show a little backbone will ya » the actual ten commandments » i was a child i was in love » good evening froline » [ sound of swordsman ] » you want to talk to god » bad dates » thank you my friend but i think we all comfortable up here » my cabin is theres » well god dammit indy where doesnt it hurt » we are simply passing through history » we have top men working on it right now
Innerspace 1987
» zero defects » im in a strange man » are you feeling alright » im possessed » rule out demonic possession » i make love with my boots on » cuban are the best » you just digested the bad guy » eat me drink me
Kingpin 1996 | Back to top of page
» supplemental income » jarred something lose tiger » we dont have a cow » can figure out things for myself » kinda nippy » news flash for ya mother teresa » shit cloud » feast your eyes » this isnt so bad » its a small world » indecent proposition » go deeper jonathan » drinking
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 1985 | Back to top of page
» hes just a raggedy man » me order me master » who run bartertown » listen to the law » two men enter one man leave » hes bad hes beautiful hes crazy » bust a deal and face the wheel » take your chances with the law » remember this » this is a stick up
Major League 1989
» tire world » hats for bat » so what do you think about that » you put snot on the ball » im gonna stick it up your fucking ass » they love this club here in cleveland » just a bit outside » i got a much better body than she does » my first autograph » dont steal home without one » wasting no time
Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975
» victory is mine dear lord » alright we will call it a draw » no no yes yeah a bit a bit » what do you do with witches burn them » what also floats in water » we have been charged by god with a sacred quest » you and all your silly english k-nig-hts » fetch a la vache » we are the knights who say ni » that rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide » that rabbit is dynamite
My Cousin Vinny 1992
» oh a counter offer » i routinely twist maxium allowable torqueage » imagine your a dear » its called disclosure » not to mention your biological clock » you gonna kick the shit out of me now » everything that guy said is bullshit » we we intend to prove » two youths » i got no more use for this guy » overruled » identical » it is a trick question
Napoleon Dynamite 2004 | Back to top of page
» what the heck would you do in a situation like that » you ever take it off any sweet jumps » knock off napoleon make yourself a damn quesadilla fine » you have the worst reflexes of all time » wisdom of a man » i see your drinking one percent is that because you think your fat » this is pretty much the worst video ever made » im just kinda really [ ticked off ] » you know a lot about cyberspace » whats a liger its pretty much my favorite animal » at the moment nothing comes to mind » your up kip » thats a pretty good idea » i can make that much money in five seconds » do the chickens have large talons » over there [ farmer ramble ] » it looks pretty sweet it looks awesome » thats my ride » plus your the only guy at school who has a mustache » when i came home from school my head started to get real hot » but here in idaho we have a little something called pride » lafawnduh is the best thing thats ever happened to me » maybe i will gosh
National Lampoon Vacation 1983
» rusty please dont eat the truckster » yuck thats me » hey fuck yo mama » but fuck that you dont want do that » hey knucklehead set us up with four redeyes » im going steady and i french kiss » am i going to eat or am i going to starve to death » why just dont you ask him for the money eddie » the dog wet on the picnic basket » and that price includes scenery and wild life fun » faster than you can say police brutality » please say we dont » and mohab lay us down by the kingdom » you will be whistling zippy de doo dah » no no i was not in the CIA i was » this is crazy this is crazy this is crazy » good talk son » fucking a right he owes us » sorry folks park is closed » wally world dad
Natural Born Killers 1994
» eeny meeny miney moe » what am i the bad guy » you make everyday feel like kindergarten » no murder anybody on a wedding day » i dont want to talk like those assholes » are they insane » between right and wrong » we just call industry not murder » i saw all go down in grenada » you know the only thing that kills the demon » media is like weather only its man made » dont you get it i am alive
Night at the Roxbury, A 1998
» emilio estevez » i thought we just didnt look cool enough » hes my copilot on this magic carpet ride » thats why we love ya » hey hot lady » whats up whats up » you know what i heard when i first met you » i would really like to schedule a meeting » our ladies know they can trust us » well im glad you shared that with me » your holding me back » sweet girl next door type » automans » i owe you bigtime » to the other two old people » those are perfectly normal feelings » wedding experience » and you let me have sex with you » my dad already paid the caterer
Ocean's Eleven 2001 | Back to top of page
» not to mention the biggest ella fitzgerald ever » did i rush it i felt like i rushed it » this sort of thing used to be civilized » it will be nice working with proper villians again » we got a grease man » he breaks late everyone knows this » he is a balloon boy » you suicidal » he doesnt make me cry » barney rubble trouble » am i touching you am i touching you » for gods sake whatever you do » remember from saratoga » might as well call it whitejack » lets get him out
Office Space 1999
» i got this killer up inside me » that would be great » but i was told i could listen » case of the mondays » some extreme fajitas » million dollars » i believe you get your ass kicked » the squirrels and they were married » whats happening peter » i really dont like it » i love kung fu » i did absolutely nothing » stock option equity sharing program » dont worry about him he is cool » give her my oh face » conjugal visits » [ call of the wild ] » lumbergh fucked her » do we know any coke dealers » i used to be addicted to crack
Old School 2003
» what do you recommend i do » im here for the gang bang » see the fucking look » true love is blind » boy band ass » big day tomorrow » very successful very disease free » were going streaking » ear muffs » grab your vegetables » yes thats awesome » you my boy blue » keep our composure » im so cold » join us this saturday
Platoon 1986 | Back to top of page
» its D-E-A-R » what we got is a crusador » do him man, do him » out there is the beast » bad feeling about this » we gonna get high high
Poltergeist 1982
» theyre here » the tv people » mommy that burns » but i have recorded on time lapse camera its fantastic » how long have you been investigating haunted houses » tell her to stay away from the light » i am adressing the living » a terrible presence is in there with her » run to the light baby » this house is clean
Predator 1987
» aint got time to bleed » if it bleeds we can kill it » im gonna have me some fun » were all gonna die » you are one ugly mother fucker » ill bleed ya real quiet
Pretty Woman 1990
» pretty stiff » first time in an elevator » i want a professional » your obviously in the wrong place » i assume you dont have anymore uncles here » your late » profane or really offensive » we need some major sucking up » big mistake » jugular is exposed » i was very angry with him » im just using him for sex » she is not a spy she is a hooker » i had a really good time tonight » did you enjoy the opera dear » id really like to see you again » ive never treated you like a prostitute » shes a hoar man » whats your dream
Princess Bride, The 1987
» or did the word think escape your lips » through eel infested waters » you were this great legendary thing » my name is inigo montoya » try and kill each other like civilized people » morons » it has worked you have given everything away » you fell victim to one of the classic blunders » the pit of despair » im swamped » mutton is nice and lean » bye bye boys have fun storming the castle » marriage » what was that for » stop saying that » your ears you keep and i will tell you why » hello lady
Pulp Fiction 1994
» i love you pumpkin » they call it a royal with cheese » gave her a foot message » check out the big brain on brad » say what again » the path of the righteous man » thats pride fucking with you » those are friend prices » what about you peggy sue » who is this i dont know you » this watch » put a cap in his ass » will you give me oral pleasure » im pretty fucking far from ok » whos motorcyle is this » knock that shit off » i dont even have an opinion » this some serious gourmet shit » shit negro thats all you had to say » personality goes a long way » whats fonzi like » but im trying ringo
Rain Man 1988 | Back to top of page
» i defintely got the rose bushes » i am an excellent driver » my main man vern my main man » yeah wenesday lets go to LA » wheel of fortune » [ pleasurable sounds ] » how far did you get G » uh oh » two hundred fourty six toothpicks » the future of rock and roll » im defintely not wearing my underwear » uh oh fart » they are in there making legal history » getting to know each other just talking
Reservoir Dogs 1992
» let me tell you what like a virgin is about » its the worlds smallest violin » say the god damn words » are you gonna bark all day little doggie » you keep on talking like a bitch » bam bam bam » i dont really give a fuck » im fucking deformed » and its obvious he is barking at me » they dont know they dont know shit » why am i mr pink » im hungry lets get a taco
RoboCop 1987
» please put down your weapon » you see i got this problem » i thought we agreed on total body prosthesis » your gonna be a bad motherfucker » what are your prime directives » i would buy that for a dollar » stay out of trouble » he doesnt have a name he has a program » dead or alive your coming with me » smart is so sexy » guns guns guns » whats the charge » and we cant very well have our products turning against us » you are illegaly parked on private property » dick your fired
Rocky 1976
» my nose never been broken » together we fill gaps » women weaken legs » [ rocky theme ] » is he talking to me » adrian
Rounders 1998
» all im thinking is vegas and the mirage » can he just move the yankees » well its plenty wise » we bring out all the old school tricks » i see a mark i take it down » destiny chooses us » you know what cheers me up » in the poker game of life » ali like return to the ring » you have my money » very aggressive » like young man coming in for a quicky » last time i stick it in you » kids got alligator blood » he beat me straight up
Royal Tenenbaums, The 2001
» do you still love us » predator natural understanding of international finance » there are no teams » this is my adopted daughter margot tenenbaum » no i didnt and dont tell anyone you saw us » well did you at least think the characters were at least well developed » what about sing sing i owe her a hundred » i have not left my room in four days » vamanos amigos » my goodness how interesting how bizarre » the black man asked her to be his wife » that cab has a dent in it » are you or arent you » well she wasnt your real grandmother » what do you think about that by the way » im adopted did you know that » thats seventy two unforced errors for richie tenenbaum » you sued me twice got me disbarred » did you say your on mescaline i did indeed » that depends is he a fighter then thats all we got » well i want to die » he saved my life you know » your true blue ethel » i will talk some jive like you never heard » wildcat was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular » he has the cancer » but im gonna live » lets not make this anymore difficult than it already is » of course its dark its a suicide note » dont listen to me » i always wanted to be a tenenbaum you know » anybody interested in grabbing a couple burgers » i used to be a homeowner myself until our son expropriated my home » i need help » i dont think your an asshole royal i just your kind of a son of a bitch
Shawshank Redemption 1994 | Back to top of page
» cigarettes a bag of refer if thats your thing » i believe in two things discipline and the bible » and its fat ass by a nose » just institutionalized » i have no idea today what those two italian ladies were singing about » hope can drive a man insane » shit your a rembrandt » i guess i just miss my friend » do you feel you have been rehabilitated » hope is a good thing » i think of excitement only a free man can feel
Shining, The 1980
» i just want to finish my work » come and play with us » white mans burden » just a little problem with the sperm bank upstairs » its good to be back lloyd » you were the caretaker here » danny is not here right now » light of my life » redrum redrum redrum » heres johnny » great party isnt it
Snatch 2000
» oh nothing tommy its tip top » protection from what z germans » what more do you want me to do hit him for you » yes london » viva las vegas » there is fight in couple of days » you like dags yeah dogs » why the fuck do i want a caravan thats got no fucking wheels » mosenite a whatinite » i am not in rome doc i am in a rush » ill do it for the caravan » you bet your bullocks to a barn dance your not backing out » shut up sit down you big bald fuck » you fucking idiots he could not know my name » proper fucked » did you just understand a single word of he just said » well why didnt you bust a cap in his ass tommy » i create the bodies i dont erase the bodies » as greedy as a pig » do you know what nemesis means » i shoot you you go down » it was a rhetorical question errol what did i tell you about thinking » well what do you know still warm the blood that courses through my veins » why do they call him the bullet dodger » desert eagle point five o » anything to declare yeah dont go to england » whats in the car seats and a steering wheel
Something About Mary, There's 1998
» is it the frank or the beans » seven chipmunks » thats my girl he's kissing » spank the monkey » baby batter » whats that on your ear
Spaceballs 1987
» were doing it for a shit load of money » funny she doesnt look druish » gimmie paw » how many assholes » whats that make us » im my own bestfriend » ludicrous speed » smoke if you got them » da schwartz » when will then be now » oh your helmet is so big
Spies Like Us 1985
» hold my wallet while i take the test » severe nerve damage in my left hand » they told you this over a public phone » everybody know about ufos » wanna go out with a bang » we mock what we dont know » will you marry me » title of a movie » you know what they say » my sister you can all have her » i will handle this » doctor doctor doctor » got me through highschool » what is your objective » why are you here » i cut off a finger » it will all be over
Strange Brew 1983
» take off you hoser » ten years after world war four » first day of work » sorry about that nervous breakdown » give into the dark side you nob » sounds like a british new wave band » those cons are gonna love you » you guys want a smoke » order order » steam roller » i cant believe it » thats a moving violation
Super Troopers 2001
» thats not really cool man » you smell something rabbit » you are freaking out man » the snozberries taste like snozberries » i will take a chinchilla » sing it again rookie biatch » meow what is so damn funny » spanking cuffing is in order » we show you the funny » who wants a mustache ride » baby im gonna butter your bread » look out for thorny master of psychology » chicken fucker puckha » dont spit in that cops burger » evil shananigans » never shit a shiter » i will believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert
Swingers 1996
» vegas baby vegas » kick it old school » pull me a fredo » money like the bomb » who is the big winner » fifty cent piece » Lisa's a Dorothy » puppy dogs and ice cream » bitch slap wayne » she looking at me now » she's biz class » place is dead anyways » your like this bear » rated R guy » wait to call » boyz n hood » nicky message » all growns up » weird vibe
Things to Do in Denver When Your Dead 1995 | Back to top of page
» are you in love » vee bees virus breeders jimmy » just do it » i lost a toe the other day you believe that shit » thx for the money baby » fecal freak a brown boy » it keeps my powder dry jimmy » buckwheats » yeah bah bing » having boat drinks » the sense of touch is easily the most under appreciated of the five senses » you hungry » let you suck my dead dick in return for your life » i am godzilla you are japan
Three Amigos 1986
» are gringos falling from the sky » do you know what nada means » infamous el guapo » you shot the invisible swordsman » do you know what foreplay is » do you know what a plethora is » you take the woman » we have a plan » together we » i was crushed
Time Bandits 1981
» but why if thats the case » the poor are going to be absolutely thrilled » is that absolutely necessary » i feel so bad benson » i want little puppets hitting each other » youre all robbers jolly good » stinking rich » arent they lovely » whenever we can arghhh » we can make beans into peas
Top Gun 1986
» and one admirals daughter » you will be flying a cargo plan full of rubber dog shit out of hong kong » the elite the best of the best » no no no there is two Os in goose boys » well the list is long but distinguished well so is my johnson » they were abused children » you never close your eyes anymore » crashed and burned on the first one it was not pretty » you were in a four g inverted dive with a mig twenty eight » negative ghostrider the pattern is full » take me to bed or lose me forever » hey man we could of had them » and you have a confidence problem » bullshit ten minutes this thing will be over in two minutes get on it » talk to me goose » im not leaving my wingman » im gonna hit the breaks and fly right by » you can be my wingman anytime
Trading Places 1983
» maybe i will go to the movies » we can make it baby » quart of blood technique » you want me to break something else » do you realize where ive been » my harvard tie » [ serenade ] » in philly its worth fifty dollars » it was the dukes it was the dukes » merry new year » beef jerky » we had big fun there » its either kill or be killed » looking good billy ray
Training Day 2001
» the shit is chess not checkers » it takes a wolf to catch a wolf » you got to decide » man the fuck up » you got the magic eye » your in the office baby
True Romance 1993
» id fuck elvis » but i think i love you » i eat everything » that makes us practically related » do you love him » quit fucking around » game of show and tell » your part eggplant » wanna fuck me » open doctor zhivago » dont condanscend me » alabama wheres our coke » read my lips » to get to the jamboree » just take me away
Usual Suspects 1995 | Back to top of page
» give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker » i say he will flip ya » fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack » no pc no god damn right » Keyser Soze (1) » im smarter than you » you know back when i was in that barber shop » was it business or personal » put a leash on that puppy » the greatest trick the devil ever pulled » and like that he was gone » and the only thing that scares me » this aint my boy were burying » there is nothing that cant be done » oswald was a fag » Keyser Soze (2)
Wayne's World 1992 | Back to top of page
» ok extreme close up » sucking my will to live » what a totally excellent and amazing discovery » and i still know how to party » mama mia mama mia » it will be mine oh yes » happy anniversary wayne » she is a babe schwing » she will be mine oh yes » schawing » no uh were between lawyers right now » i love your band you guys whale » if she were president » i think we are ready for a rehearsal » hi im in delaware » its like a new pair of underwear » id have to say asphincter says what » game on » we fear change » thanks i like to play » not today my good man im feeling saucy » well the world is a twisted place » i say hurl » camera one camera two » were not worthy » ok pop quiz » oh thats not good im not happy » its almost too easy » i never learned to read » i love you man » excellent scooby do ending » i love you dream woman
Willy Wonka 1971
» you dont know because only i know » to believe in ones dreams is a manifestation of insanity » we are about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age » what would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolates » well im a gum chewer normally » i just decided to switch our friday schedule to monday » you are now about to enter the nerve center » wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast » the suspense is terrible i hope it will last » oompa oompa lesson 1 » which direction we are going » the inventing room » and two percent better scotch ripple » boy thats great stuff » violet your turning violet violet » oompa oompa lesson 2 » snozberry who ever heard of a snozberry » but easter is over » if you are wise you will listen to me » behold the wonka mobile » what do you get from a glut of tv » you lose
Young Guns 1988 | Back to top of page
» hogboy » just hacking on ya » we are lost right now » were in the spirit world » lets dance » yall already failed the test » many nights my friend » they finally met their match
Zoolander 2001 | Back to top of page
» but the fact that hes making it i respect that » der rek zoo lan der » really really really ridiculously good looking » [ wham bam vibe ] » [ good news chant ] » i think im getting the black lung pop » merman » but now the forbidden fruit must be tasted » it would be your glorious come back » happy happy happy » killing the prime minister of malaysia » tame the beast before you let it out of its cage » derelicte my balls capitan » who you trying to get crazy with ese » straight walk off old school boys » [ bird call ] » listen and learn sweetness » auto whaty » why have you been so messed up towards me » prime minister of micronesia » worried about derock » you can read minds » how do you live » sandwiched between the finnish dwarves » its the damn hansel he is so hot right now » you dont have the guts kmart » for christ sake its a cassarole shiela » i feel like im taking crazy pills » dear god its beautiful » thats what im talking about
Clips indexed by movie title:
2001 Space Odyssey 1968
» it can only be attributable to human error » the nine thousand series has a perfect operational record » i think you know what the problem is just as well as i do » this conversation can serve no purpose anymore goodbye » just what do you think your doing dave » take a stress pill and think things over » but i can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal » i am afraid dave » good afternoon gentleman » id like to hear it HAL sing it for me
Ace Ventura Pet Detective 1994 | Back to top of page
» loser » would you like me to take your pants off instead » yes satan » ive got to mister » i dont have the power » to the train the dolphin you must think like the dolphin » thats what turns me on about you » really » hi captain stubing » and congratulations on all your success » do not go in there » feel that buddy huh huh huh » yummy » would like a cookie son » im gonna execute button hook pattern super slow mo » halftime
Airplane 1980
» shit man that honkey that be messing with my old lady » whats our vector victor » you ever seen a grown man naked » have you ever been in a turkish prison » i cant tell you can tell me i am a doctor » accompanied by uncontrollable flatulance » and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight » i am serious and dont call me surely » i got to get out of here » oh stewardess i speak jive » oh its a pretty big white plane » i say let them crash » respect find out what it means to me » me john big tree » i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Aliens 1986
» eat this » i love the core » oh you want some of this » express elevator to hell » game over man game over » get away from her you bitch » anytime anywhere » trust me » looks like love at first sight to me » please kill me » why dont you put her in charge
Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004
» i love scotch » cannonball » but also nickname my testes » whammy » i am polite and i am rarely late » well hello you pointed to your boobies » you have an absolutely breathtaking hiney » i am very important i have many leather bound books » i want to be on you » you know how to cut the core of me baxter » oh i am sorry champ i think i ate your chocolate squirrel » i believe diversity is an old old wooden ship » i dont know what we are yelling about » hey where did you get those clothes at the toilet store » chicken and some sex you know see what happens » i would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party » its called sex panther by odeon its illegal in nine countries » you have a massive erection » of course in german it means a whales vagina » the coyote of the desert always likes to eat the heart of the young » thats baby making music thats what that is ugh » and she is quite a handful in the bedroom » when in rome » lets make whoopie » and you wont be invited » thats how i roll » because i have breasts exquisite breasts » im in a glass case of emotion » your a real hooker im going to slap you in public » no commercials no mercy » and i killed a guy with a trident » im not a baby im a man an anchorman » and im ron burgundy go fuck yourself san diego » what were you saying something i dont speak spanish » if im going to do this i will need my news team by my side » i immediately regret this decision
Animal House 1978
» oh god oh god » [ human beat box ] » i think im in love with a retard » okay this guy is a real zero thats true » i state your name » thank you sir may i have another » holy shit » can i just massage your thighs while you eat » im a zit get it » toga toga » vegetables can be really sensuous dont you think » sorry » you know she wants it » blowjob » and if the whole fraternity system is guilty » you fucked up you trusted us » its mr thoughtful with a dozen roses for » was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor » before we go any further there is something i want tell you
Austin Powers 1997
» that makes me angry » evacuation complete » yay capitalism » ill be sound as a pound » this sort of thing aint my bag baby » look what you did to mr bigelsworth » throw me a freaking bone here » one million dollars » i wont bite » do i make you horny » im with it im hip » for shits and giggles » in japan men come first » only two things scare me » pretty standard really » with liquid hot magma » shhh » i had the group liquidated » so incredibly sexy
Austin Powers 3: Goldmember 2002
» i may just be a small town FBI agent slash single mother » and the best part of the whole scheme is we get our assistants » he is ok » how about i what how are you doing » i dont know who am i » fook yu fook mi » i hope its mostly oral and not too » who throws a cup cake honestly » eight years and no phone call nobody stands up foxxy » we had some good times aye » then there is no pleasing you » there only two things i cant stand in this world » dads all pent up lets freak » ah crystal my motto a couple beeotches » mole mole mole » you look like a macho man village people » right in the kunyeegan » i dont speak freaky deaky dutch » my word your a tripod » oh everyone likes their own brand dont they » i actually have freakin sharks with laser beams » scotty is on fire » still we should run like it is godzilla » if you got an issue here is a tissue » take it down a notch » ah thank you » but unfortunately my neck looks like a vagina
Bachelor Party 1984 | Back to top of page
» and where is the groom » should i take the car or should i take debbie » debbie your a hooker i dont believe it » [ weird laugh ] » did i say hookers i didnt mean hookers » have i had sex with anyone in this room tonight » the camera loves him » we are now leaving nun central » hey bro what it be » i just wanna be alone » to girls with big tits » a little vino would be keeno » pain is such a rush » your getting married » can you wait till the song is over » a wonderfully talented human being » i mean this pup is fertile » your a hell of a guy » nick the dick » i killed a mule
Beetlejuice 1988
» having trouble with the living » you two kids picked me » were like peas in a pod » will walk all over you » feeling a little anxious » hi how are ya » i wont do two shows a night » nobody says the B word » shake shake senora
Being John Malkovich 1999
» you dont know how luck you are being a monkey » and im not banging her if thats what your implying » flattery will get you everywhere my boy » be gone with you you foul thing » and fifty other lines to get in a girls pants » ok we can share recipes if you like » its a portal » i have a cousin who is a retard » its my second choice but its wonderful » after dinner i will introduce you to my chimp elijah » ouch that is hot » malkovich malkovich » this insanity is now over » sure no problemo poof your a puppeteer
Better Off Dead 1985
» the crowd swells with anticipation » you will make a find little helper » i want my two dollars » your main weiner man » please dont let it be a booger » this was your assignment » ive been going to this high school » you skate i skate we skate » now thats a real shame » i think im on to something here » christmas » i dont want to go out with you » [ sound of a pig ] » dinner mondu » the international language » jee im really sorry your mom blew up ricky » speaking howard cosell » language lessons
Beverly Hills Cop 1984
» read my lips five thousand dollars » truck it just stopped man » this is not my locker » dont you think i know whats going on here » its not sexy » get the fuck out of here » can i stay for a while cause i ordered some pizza » oh no in beverly hills we take which ever car is closest » and with the exception of cleveland » they will do it i have seen them do it its not a pretty sight » i found the perfect place » you dont have to be embarrased if your dick is hard » you change man » before i go i want both of you to know something » your not gonna fall for the banana in the tail pipe » grey haired gentleman very dark skin capricorn » is this the man who wrecked the buffet » you want it with a lemon twist » we have cocaine and coffee here » money is no object put on my tab » i know the perfect place you guys will love it trust me
Big Trouble in Little China 1986
» have you paid your dues jack » its all on the reflexes » sure but never with a person in your condition » chinese man with gold rush fever » what does that mean china is here » ohh gosh cash i guess i mean its not tax deductible i guess » i must be just so monumentally naive » i was born ready » just like your salad bar » your not looking for a truck your looking for a girl » two thousand years and he cant find the girl to fit the bill come on » now from here on it gets pretty normal » play your cards right » they have survived the burning blade » the guardian what it sees lopan knows » see things noone else can see do things noone else can do » feel kind of invincible » i can see things noone else can see » you know what jack burton says at a time like this
Billy Madison 1995
» sun tan lotion is good for me » that silly penguin is back again » where the hell is he im starving » shampoo is better » who would you rather bone » eric is pregnant » did the penguin tell you to do it » its time to play dodge ball » that end your precious little field trip » have some more sloppy joes » are you in loser denial » hey kids its me » yeah they were weird looking
Birdcage, The 1996
» you bastard » what do you think » hello a career » when the shneken beckons » guatemalaness » im not saying anything » not without a miracle » but you keep it all inside » men smear » damn straight » well you know the old saying » how about those dolphins » dance with me » it is a huevo
Blade Runner 1982
» more human than human is our motto » so they built in a fail safe device » you nexus huh i design your eyes » i want more life fucker » its too bad she wont live » time to die » the light that burns twice as bright » if your not cop your little people » quite an experience to live in fear » you better get it up » wake up time to die » got the wrong guy pal
Blazing Saddles 1974
» from cocaine » send a wire to the main office and tell them i said ow » this one is a doozy » nah too jewish » we will work up a number six on them » im booked solid » now who can argue with that » doctor samuel johnson is right about » this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane gambler » i did not get a hurrumph out of that guy » have you gone beserk can you see that man is a » hey the sheriff is a nigger » son your on your own » that you are the leading asshole in the state » are we awake » my name is jim most people call me jim » mongo like candy » you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore » sorry about the up your nigger » care for another schnitzengruben » mongo only pawn in game of life » take this down » now go do that voodoo that you do
Boogie Nights 1997
» this is high fidelity » you need a test drive » got one special thing » get the juices flowing » like when napoleon was king » two four whatever » do you have any coke at this party » may i see it please » violence is a bad thing » my cock is ready » you got the touch » feel feel feel my heat » be my mom » the magic on those tapes » thats cosmo » hes a buddy of mine
Braveheart 1995
» i was wondering if i might have a word with your daughter » most excellent idea sire » do you confess » [ englishmen do not know what a tongue is for ] » [ i am not a liar ] » i am skilled in the arts of war » that will wake you up in the morning boy » irish » your island you mean ireland yeah its mine » knowing their minds is the key to the throne » i will invade england and defeat the english on their own ground » but they will never take our freedom » one day you will be a king » some men are longer than others » the lord tells me he can get me out of this mess » the trouble with scotland
Bubble Boy 2001
» chloe the hoar next door » that far » bright and shiny » how some bubble vato gonna help me » on planet PX41 » dont be like me ese dont live in regret » im not mini » everybody out he has got immunities » did you ever you know get in his bubble » you want five hundred dollar » what are you talking about » im gonna woop that ass » all on account of putang » punani sister of putang » five hundred dollar (2) » punani
Caddyshack 1980 | Back to top of page
» be the ball » the Dali Lama himself » how do you measure yourself » well the world needs ditch diggers too » tell the cook this is low grade dog food » so what do you do » let me tell you a story » i was born to love » people dont say that about you
Casablanca 1942
» when it comes to women your a true democrat » its the romantic in me » im only a poor corrupt official » what is your nationality » they put it on the bill i tear up the bill » you used to be a much better liar sam » i remember every detail » of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world » kiss me if it were the last time » how long was it we had honey » im shocked that gambling is going on here » i wouldnt believe you no matter what you told me » you have to think for both of us » i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Clerks 1994
» it takes different strokes to move the world » i fuck anything that moves » you sucked that guys dick » try not to suck any dick » no time for love dr jones » especially since i rule » happy scrappy hero pup » olaf girl nice scrollneck » my love for you is ticking clock beserker » bet you they brought in contractors on that thing » your ruse your cunning attempt to trick me » thats why i manually masturbate caged animals » this job would be great » you should hear the barrage of stuipd questions » no arguments here insubordination rules » you hate people » title does not dictate behavior » [ dance music ] » shark is in the salsa » whats a good plate with nothing on it
Coming to America 1988
» bark like a dog » arouse my intellect as well my loins » his mamma call him clay » you know there is a god somewhere » sexual chocolate » when you think of garbage » the football contest last night » cherish this experience » if loving the lord is wrong » thats when the big bucks start rolling in
Die Hard 1988 | Back to top of page
» so kareem rebounds right » i have two myself » benefits of a classical education » the code please » he wont be joining us for the rest of his life » come to the coast » welcome to the party pal » standard two by two cover formation » hey babe i negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast » hans bubby im your white knight » i read about them in time magazine » its the time of miracles » as in helsinki sweeden » im agent johnson » merry christmas » sitting on a beach earning twenty percent » just like fucking saigon » still a cowboy
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 1988
» very married emanently corruptable » mr lawrence you can afford to dismiss such amatuers » come on your french you understand that » i know somebody here i met him on a train his name » and an absolute magician at hiding a body » not mother » oklahoma oklahoma » dont take the cork off the fork » excuse me may i go to the bathroom first » who was she with » doctor emil schohowzen » he cant believe its really you yes i think thats it » or my name is not doctor emil schohowzen » freddy go to your room » alright we will forget about the money but the bet is still on » if you come over here i will prove that i love you » great guy » isnt she wonderful » now first intros » put a couple shrimps on the barbie for ya » then lets go get them
Do the Right Thing 1989
» wake up up you wake » my name is smiley » get a broom and sweep out front » that boy is living very large he even walks in stereo » where is the miller high life » if mike tyson dream whooping my ass he better wake up and apologize » hey sal how come you got no brothers on the wall here » always do the right thing » you da man » yo man your jordans are fucked up » im gonna do this im going to do that you aint gonna do a god damn thing » eddie you too smart for your own britches » i see you walk up and down this block inebriated » yo hold up time out » the story of life is this » twenty C energizers » everybody knows why they call me sweet dick willy » first of all it is too hot alright » i mean it im not playing » my people my people what can i say » because you dont fucking listen mookie
E.T. the Extra Terrestrial 1982 | Back to top of page
» you have absolute power yes » [ screaming ] » only little kids can see him give me a break » is he a pig he sure eats like one » how do you explain school to higher intelligence » zero charisma » you said b good » ET ET ET be good » ET phone home » ouch » phone phone phone phone » well can he just beam up
Eurotrip 2004
» about me dumping you » scotty does not know » he the girl your the girl and sometimes your both the girl » this trip is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me to broaden my sexual horizons » were the manchester united fan club from ohio » so i tell the swamp donkey » [ waiting in line for louvre ] » cooper do not hate me » ne pas robot realmente » mi scuzi » chica chica » let us make love for one whole month » let the vandersexxx begin » so are the girls coming back » nowhere near berlin » we just get miami vice on television » you see this i quit » we will swim with dolphins and sip champagne by moonlight » this absinthe is bullshit » that is some pretty fucked up shit » we dont need no water
Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1990 | Back to top of page
» i cant see that far » they bought it » its a little childish and stupid but then so is high school » i recall central park in fall » a person should not believe in an ism » bueller bueller » pardon my french » nine times » never had one lesson » something d o o economics » he is such a sweetie got to go » oh my god your dying » makes you look like an ass is what does ed » take a hot bath and wrap a hot towel around your head » i will go i will go » in what way » i wanna see this dead grandmother firsthand » a family member dies and you insult me » wheres your brain why did you kick me » it is his love it is his passion » do you have a kiss for daddy » the question is what arent we going to do » you heartless wench » we will get back to you as soon as its humanly possible » what country you think this is » the sausage king of chicago » you touch me i yell rat » this is sergeant peterson chicago police » who is winning » swing batter » i need help » and a scorching case of herpes » i heard that you were feeling ill » if you say ferris bueller you lose a testicle » gummy bear
Fight Club 1999
» bob had bitch tits » everything is a copy of a copy of a copy » must of had his grande latte enema » what kind of dining set defines me as a person » imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light » this is cancer right » im so close to the end » so your a tourist » testicular cancer should be no contest » this is your life » how is that working out for you » its a dildo » i want you to hit me as hard as you can » in the industry we call them cigarette burns » its an article written by an organ in the first person » welcome to fight club » shatner id fight william shatner » id fight ghandi » this is probably one of those cry for help things » i am jacks raging bile duct » [ freaky deaky ] » id like to thank the academy » yep with enough soap » id be very very careful » we have no great war and no great depression » run forest run » your not your fucking khakis » we guard you while you sleep » i felt like destroying something beautiful » first rule of project mayhem » his name is robert paulson » you have very serious emotional problems » your the worst thing that ever happened to me
Finding Nemo 2003
» im h2o intolerant » huh i wonder were my class has gone » theres nothing to see » you got a problem buddy » step five bring a fish friend » im having fish tonight » he has not been decontaminated yet » hi how are ya » just keep swimming » hey conscious am i dead » sharkbait pew pah petu » i call him squishy and he will be mine » you got serious thrill issues dude » righteous righteous » when they know you know » mine mine mine » good afternoon were gonna have a great jump today » speak whale » hop in my mouth if you want to live
Fish Called Wanda, A 1988
» molto peligorosso » face up to certain realities » dont call me stupid » i just wanna apologize » hello lunch » i wanda i wonder » ka ka ka ken
Forrest Gump 1994
» life is like a box of chocolates » i have worn lots of of shoes » you dont talk much » run forrest run » congratulations how do you feel » whats your sole purpose in this army » you are going to be a general someday » shrimp is the food of the sea » i dont know much about anything » bit me directly in the buttox » stupid is stupid does » go for a little run
Four Weddings and a Funeral 1994
» dont be ridiculous » this is only the second time ive ever been a best man » i love you i love you » i was promised sex » ive got a new theory about marriage » are you a lesbian » bride or groom
Friday 1995
» you aint got to lie » your not applying yourself » im gonna get you high today » pops be tripping man » buy me a 40oz for my birthday » my neck and my back » mrs parker just dont know » mukoto moroto meseto » puff puff give » peanut butter no jelly ham no burger » how come yall didnt help me » thats ok she will be back » thats my dog » payback is muther fucka aint it » i was just bullshitting
Full Metal Jacket 1987
» you got a war face » only steers and queers come from texas » skullfuck you » this is my rifle this is my gun » do you believe in the virgin mary » one two three four i love the marine core » me so horny » sometimes he thinks hes john wayne » anyone who runs » whos side are you on son » eat the peanuts out of my shit » we are jolly green giants walking the earth with guns » [ bird is the word ] » better you than me » i wanted to be the first kid on my block » no boom boom with soul brother
Galaxy Quest 1999 | Back to top of page
» you are our last hope » just like mother used to make » i think were the green thingy » just fyi » the toethian minefield » deception lies » group hug » whats my last name » i died on episode 81 » and it exploded » lah lah lah lah lah
Gangs of New York 2002
» warriors is what i brought » trespassers » everybody owes everybody pays » im new york » ghoul » uphold the law » a jig doing a jig » last honorable man » spectacle of fearsome acts » this boy has no heart » ears and noses » who holds sway » did you know theres a nigga in your church » murdering this poor little rabbit » lukewarm » ill fest my bed chamber with his guts » keep counting » always hire one hand » amen
Ghost Dog 1999
» this is the substance of the way of the samurai » passenger pigeon » now what the fuck is his name » what language is he talking in » i said stupid fucking white man » taking an enemy in the battlefield is like a hawk » do what i tell you an shoot me » [ thats completely crazy this guy is a genius ] » its poetry of war » of reality i kick the fly super technicality
Glengarry Glen Ross 1992
» put that coffee down » you call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch » you are shit hit the bricks pal » fuck you thats my name » get them to sign on the line that is dotted » always be closing » that watch cost more than your car » it takes brass balls to sell real estate » and to you they are gold » fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser » if you do not have the god damn leads » if you think there is go ahead be that thing » the great fucks you may have had » our life is looking forward or its looking back » let me ask you this are you gonna turn me in » always tell them the truth » you ferry you company man » they just like talking to salesman
Godfather, The 1972
» don corleone give me justice » i hope their first child will be a masculine child » [ behind closed doors ] » you can act like a man » im gonna make him an offer he cant refuse » well let me tell you something my crout mick friend » thank you for the dinner and a very pleasant evening » but narcotics is the thing of the future » i must say no to you and i will give you my reasons » i think your brain is going soft » the don rest in peace was slipping » you make the deal sonny » its a sicilian message » you know any good spots on the west side » i love you with all my heart » then ill kill them both » thats alright these things gotta happen every five years or so » i dont want my brother coming out of the toilet » what i want is a guarantee » we dont discuss business at the table » tattaglia is a pimp » your out tom » he was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time » your my older brother and i love ya » i like to drink wine more than i used to anyway im drinking more » i keep going over this barzine business » i never wanted this for you
Goodfellas 1990
» i know how to talk to her especially to her » everybody takes a beating sometime » that was it » in prison dinner was always a big thing » you know why » woah you broke your cherry » and jimmy two times » alright ill tell you something » whadda ya mean funny » you know what your a funny guy » fuck you pay me » in this day and age what the fuck » thats how fast it takes » it turned me on » a married man does not stay out like this » for a second i thought i was dead » bye bye dickhead » dont go busting my balls » you know the hoof » what do you want from me » no i thought you said » good for you
Goonies, The 1985
» truffle shuffle » separar las drogas » your dreaming dude » i wanna veal scalopinni » fifty dollar bill » kill over pepperoni » what seems to be the problem » but the worst thing » this one is my dream » baby ruth » sloth » si no hace buen trabajo » rocky road
Graduate, The 1967
» i just want to said one word to you » would you like me to seduce you » let me out » want me to get it » isnt there something you want to tell me » a ford thats great » are you armed
Harold Kumar White Castle 2004 | Back to top of page
» hemoglobin trotters » getting high doing work » bonzai pubes » shit i forgot my cell phone » burn this mother fucker down » wanna see sticky icky my friend » business hippie » do you want play battle shit » daddy is not coming on anything » we need marijuana now » what would jesus do » just dont do anything the good lord would not do » hey randy the devil is everywhere » what the hell you doing with my wife » the doogie line always works on strippers » man so fucking extreme » thank you come again » large penis keeps me happy » learn how to make coffee whore » forget about cheetah bad news » i made some love stains
Heathers 1989
» hot and horny but realistically low key note » its a real party continent » fuck me gently with a chainsaw » what are you going to do with the money » bulemia is so eighty seven » thats the stupidest question i ever heard » lets give him a good scare » you blow it tonight girl » cause your an idiot » if your nice i will let you buy me a slushy » i really dont like my friends » more than just a spoke in my menstrual cycle » you know i have a prepared speech for my suitor » lick it up baby » grand iq to decide what type of gloss to wear » missed myriad on the vocab test » call me when the shuttle lands » yeah where is your urge to purge » going to have to motor » in the mtv video games » praise jesus hallelujah praise jesus hallelujah » you like to suck big dick » oh the humanity » mary had a little lamb » i love my dead gay son » are we going to prom or to hell » ive seen a lot of bullshit » why are you such a mega bitch » but i believe the word eskimo
Highlander 1986
» you went down to the garage for a blow job » broads or blow just dial 0 » at last the gathering » you have the devil in you » i am juan sanchez villa lobos ramirez » we are brothers » you have the manners of a goat » i was born two thousand four hundred and thirty seven years ago » in the end there can be only one » ramirez » who is the woman » seventeen eighty three was a very good year » haha and i bid you good day » dont ever speak to me » mom » i am in disguise » its better to burn out then to fade away » i am connor macleod of the clan macleod » there can be only one
Hudsucker Proxy, The 1994
» make the experience more pleasant » idea man » president of the company » the chump really likes me » your from the basement » enter the dame » he dont look wise » [ muncie cheer ] » i studied some finnish » the dingus is quite simple really
Incredibles, The 2004 | Back to top of page
» super ladies » im your number one fan » coincidence i think not » penetrating the bureaucracy » i never look back darling » i used to design for gods » no capes » come in one hour darling » you caught me monologueing » edna mode and guest » luck favors the prepared » [ call home signal ] » call me when you get back darling » i'll crush her sounds dark for you » how can i betray the perfect woman » woman talking greater good » mommy
Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981
» no time to argue throw me the idol » you chose the wrong friends » come on show a little backbone will ya » the actual ten commandments » i was a child i was in love » good evening froline » [ sound of swordsman ] » you want to talk to god » bad dates » thank you my friend but i think we all comfortable up here » my cabin is theres » well god dammit indy where doesnt it hurt » we are simply passing through history » we have top men working on it right now
Innerspace 1987
» zero defects » im in a strange man » are you feeling alright » im possessed » rule out demonic possession » i make love with my boots on » cuban are the best » you just digested the bad guy » eat me drink me
Kingpin 1996 | Back to top of page
» supplemental income » jarred something lose tiger » we dont have a cow » can figure out things for myself » kinda nippy » news flash for ya mother teresa » shit cloud » feast your eyes » this isnt so bad » its a small world » indecent proposition » go deeper jonathan » drinking
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 1985 | Back to top of page
» hes just a raggedy man » me order me master » who run bartertown » listen to the law » two men enter one man leave » hes bad hes beautiful hes crazy » bust a deal and face the wheel » take your chances with the law » remember this » this is a stick up
Major League 1989
» tire world » hats for bat » so what do you think about that » you put snot on the ball » im gonna stick it up your fucking ass » they love this club here in cleveland » just a bit outside » i got a much better body than she does » my first autograph » dont steal home without one » wasting no time
Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975
» victory is mine dear lord » alright we will call it a draw » no no yes yeah a bit a bit » what do you do with witches burn them » what also floats in water » we have been charged by god with a sacred quest » you and all your silly english k-nig-hts » fetch a la vache » we are the knights who say ni » that rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide » that rabbit is dynamite
My Cousin Vinny 1992
» oh a counter offer » i routinely twist maxium allowable torqueage » imagine your a dear » its called disclosure » not to mention your biological clock » you gonna kick the shit out of me now » everything that guy said is bullshit » we we intend to prove » two youths » i got no more use for this guy » overruled » identical » it is a trick question
Napoleon Dynamite 2004 | Back to top of page
» what the heck would you do in a situation like that » you ever take it off any sweet jumps » knock off napoleon make yourself a damn quesadilla fine » you have the worst reflexes of all time » wisdom of a man » i see your drinking one percent is that because you think your fat » this is pretty much the worst video ever made » im just kinda really [ ticked off ] » you know a lot about cyberspace » whats a liger its pretty much my favorite animal » at the moment nothing comes to mind » your up kip » thats a pretty good idea » i can make that much money in five seconds » do the chickens have large talons » over there [ farmer ramble ] » it looks pretty sweet it looks awesome » thats my ride » plus your the only guy at school who has a mustache » when i came home from school my head started to get real hot » but here in idaho we have a little something called pride » lafawnduh is the best thing thats ever happened to me » maybe i will gosh
National Lampoon Vacation 1983
» rusty please dont eat the truckster » yuck thats me » hey fuck yo mama » but fuck that you dont want do that » hey knucklehead set us up with four redeyes » im going steady and i french kiss » am i going to eat or am i going to starve to death » why just dont you ask him for the money eddie » the dog wet on the picnic basket » and that price includes scenery and wild life fun » faster than you can say police brutality » please say we dont » and mohab lay us down by the kingdom » you will be whistling zippy de doo dah » no no i was not in the CIA i was » this is crazy this is crazy this is crazy » good talk son » fucking a right he owes us » sorry folks park is closed » wally world dad
Natural Born Killers 1994
» eeny meeny miney moe » what am i the bad guy » you make everyday feel like kindergarten » no murder anybody on a wedding day » i dont want to talk like those assholes » are they insane » between right and wrong » we just call industry not murder » i saw all go down in grenada » you know the only thing that kills the demon » media is like weather only its man made » dont you get it i am alive
Night at the Roxbury, A 1998
» emilio estevez » i thought we just didnt look cool enough » hes my copilot on this magic carpet ride » thats why we love ya » hey hot lady » whats up whats up » you know what i heard when i first met you » i would really like to schedule a meeting » our ladies know they can trust us » well im glad you shared that with me » your holding me back » sweet girl next door type » automans » i owe you bigtime » to the other two old people » those are perfectly normal feelings » wedding experience » and you let me have sex with you » my dad already paid the caterer
Ocean's Eleven 2001 | Back to top of page
» not to mention the biggest ella fitzgerald ever » did i rush it i felt like i rushed it » this sort of thing used to be civilized » it will be nice working with proper villians again » we got a grease man » he breaks late everyone knows this » he is a balloon boy » you suicidal » he doesnt make me cry » barney rubble trouble » am i touching you am i touching you » for gods sake whatever you do » remember from saratoga » might as well call it whitejack » lets get him out
Office Space 1999
» i got this killer up inside me » that would be great » but i was told i could listen » case of the mondays » some extreme fajitas » million dollars » i believe you get your ass kicked » the squirrels and they were married » whats happening peter » i really dont like it » i love kung fu » i did absolutely nothing » stock option equity sharing program » dont worry about him he is cool » give her my oh face » conjugal visits » [ call of the wild ] » lumbergh fucked her » do we know any coke dealers » i used to be addicted to crack
Old School 2003
» what do you recommend i do » im here for the gang bang » see the fucking look » true love is blind » boy band ass » big day tomorrow » very successful very disease free » were going streaking » ear muffs » grab your vegetables » yes thats awesome » you my boy blue » keep our composure » im so cold » join us this saturday
Platoon 1986 | Back to top of page
» its D-E-A-R » what we got is a crusador » do him man, do him » out there is the beast » bad feeling about this » we gonna get high high
Poltergeist 1982
» theyre here » the tv people » mommy that burns » but i have recorded on time lapse camera its fantastic » how long have you been investigating haunted houses » tell her to stay away from the light » i am adressing the living » a terrible presence is in there with her » run to the light baby » this house is clean
Predator 1987
» aint got time to bleed » if it bleeds we can kill it » im gonna have me some fun » were all gonna die » you are one ugly mother fucker » ill bleed ya real quiet
Pretty Woman 1990
» pretty stiff » first time in an elevator » i want a professional » your obviously in the wrong place » i assume you dont have anymore uncles here » your late » profane or really offensive » we need some major sucking up » big mistake » jugular is exposed » i was very angry with him » im just using him for sex » she is not a spy she is a hooker » i had a really good time tonight » did you enjoy the opera dear » id really like to see you again » ive never treated you like a prostitute » shes a hoar man » whats your dream
Princess Bride, The 1987
» or did the word think escape your lips » through eel infested waters » you were this great legendary thing » my name is inigo montoya » try and kill each other like civilized people » morons » it has worked you have given everything away » you fell victim to one of the classic blunders » the pit of despair » im swamped » mutton is nice and lean » bye bye boys have fun storming the castle » marriage » what was that for » stop saying that » your ears you keep and i will tell you why » hello lady
Pulp Fiction 1994
» i love you pumpkin » they call it a royal with cheese » gave her a foot message » check out the big brain on brad » say what again » the path of the righteous man » thats pride fucking with you » those are friend prices » what about you peggy sue » who is this i dont know you » this watch » put a cap in his ass » will you give me oral pleasure » im pretty fucking far from ok » whos motorcyle is this » knock that shit off » i dont even have an opinion » this some serious gourmet shit » shit negro thats all you had to say » personality goes a long way » whats fonzi like » but im trying ringo
Rain Man 1988 | Back to top of page
» i defintely got the rose bushes » i am an excellent driver » my main man vern my main man » yeah wenesday lets go to LA » wheel of fortune » [ pleasurable sounds ] » how far did you get G » uh oh » two hundred fourty six toothpicks » the future of rock and roll » im defintely not wearing my underwear » uh oh fart » they are in there making legal history » getting to know each other just talking
Reservoir Dogs 1992
» let me tell you what like a virgin is about » its the worlds smallest violin » say the god damn words » are you gonna bark all day little doggie » you keep on talking like a bitch » bam bam bam » i dont really give a fuck » im fucking deformed » and its obvious he is barking at me » they dont know they dont know shit » why am i mr pink » im hungry lets get a taco
RoboCop 1987
» please put down your weapon » you see i got this problem » i thought we agreed on total body prosthesis » your gonna be a bad motherfucker » what are your prime directives » i would buy that for a dollar » stay out of trouble » he doesnt have a name he has a program » dead or alive your coming with me » smart is so sexy » guns guns guns » whats the charge » and we cant very well have our products turning against us » you are illegaly parked on private property » dick your fired
Rocky 1976
» my nose never been broken » together we fill gaps » women weaken legs » [ rocky theme ] » is he talking to me » adrian
Rounders 1998
» all im thinking is vegas and the mirage » can he just move the yankees » well its plenty wise » we bring out all the old school tricks » i see a mark i take it down » destiny chooses us » you know what cheers me up » in the poker game of life » ali like return to the ring » you have my money » very aggressive » like young man coming in for a quicky » last time i stick it in you » kids got alligator blood » he beat me straight up
Royal Tenenbaums, The 2001
» do you still love us » predator natural understanding of international finance » there are no teams » this is my adopted daughter margot tenenbaum » no i didnt and dont tell anyone you saw us » well did you at least think the characters were at least well developed » what about sing sing i owe her a hundred » i have not left my room in four days » vamanos amigos » my goodness how interesting how bizarre » the black man asked her to be his wife » that cab has a dent in it » are you or arent you » well she wasnt your real grandmother » what do you think about that by the way » im adopted did you know that » thats seventy two unforced errors for richie tenenbaum » you sued me twice got me disbarred » did you say your on mescaline i did indeed » that depends is he a fighter then thats all we got » well i want to die » he saved my life you know » your true blue ethel » i will talk some jive like you never heard » wildcat was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular » he has the cancer » but im gonna live » lets not make this anymore difficult than it already is » of course its dark its a suicide note » dont listen to me » i always wanted to be a tenenbaum you know » anybody interested in grabbing a couple burgers » i used to be a homeowner myself until our son expropriated my home » i need help » i dont think your an asshole royal i just your kind of a son of a bitch
Shawshank Redemption 1994 | Back to top of page
» cigarettes a bag of refer if thats your thing » i believe in two things discipline and the bible » and its fat ass by a nose » just institutionalized » i have no idea today what those two italian ladies were singing about » hope can drive a man insane » shit your a rembrandt » i guess i just miss my friend » do you feel you have been rehabilitated » hope is a good thing » i think of excitement only a free man can feel
Shining, The 1980
» i just want to finish my work » come and play with us » white mans burden » just a little problem with the sperm bank upstairs » its good to be back lloyd » you were the caretaker here » danny is not here right now » light of my life » redrum redrum redrum » heres johnny » great party isnt it
Snatch 2000
» oh nothing tommy its tip top » protection from what z germans » what more do you want me to do hit him for you » yes london » viva las vegas » there is fight in couple of days » you like dags yeah dogs » why the fuck do i want a caravan thats got no fucking wheels » mosenite a whatinite » i am not in rome doc i am in a rush » ill do it for the caravan » you bet your bullocks to a barn dance your not backing out » shut up sit down you big bald fuck » you fucking idiots he could not know my name » proper fucked » did you just understand a single word of he just said » well why didnt you bust a cap in his ass tommy » i create the bodies i dont erase the bodies » as greedy as a pig » do you know what nemesis means » i shoot you you go down » it was a rhetorical question errol what did i tell you about thinking » well what do you know still warm the blood that courses through my veins » why do they call him the bullet dodger » desert eagle point five o » anything to declare yeah dont go to england » whats in the car seats and a steering wheel
Something About Mary, There's 1998
» is it the frank or the beans » seven chipmunks » thats my girl he's kissing » spank the monkey » baby batter » whats that on your ear
Spaceballs 1987
» were doing it for a shit load of money » funny she doesnt look druish » gimmie paw » how many assholes » whats that make us » im my own bestfriend » ludicrous speed » smoke if you got them » da schwartz » when will then be now » oh your helmet is so big
Spies Like Us 1985
» hold my wallet while i take the test » severe nerve damage in my left hand » they told you this over a public phone » everybody know about ufos » wanna go out with a bang » we mock what we dont know » will you marry me » title of a movie » you know what they say » my sister you can all have her » i will handle this » doctor doctor doctor » got me through highschool » what is your objective » why are you here » i cut off a finger » it will all be over
Strange Brew 1983
» take off you hoser » ten years after world war four » first day of work » sorry about that nervous breakdown » give into the dark side you nob » sounds like a british new wave band » those cons are gonna love you » you guys want a smoke » order order » steam roller » i cant believe it » thats a moving violation
Super Troopers 2001
» thats not really cool man » you smell something rabbit » you are freaking out man » the snozberries taste like snozberries » i will take a chinchilla » sing it again rookie biatch » meow what is so damn funny » spanking cuffing is in order » we show you the funny » who wants a mustache ride » baby im gonna butter your bread » look out for thorny master of psychology » chicken fucker puckha » dont spit in that cops burger » evil shananigans » never shit a shiter » i will believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert
Swingers 1996
» vegas baby vegas » kick it old school » pull me a fredo » money like the bomb » who is the big winner » fifty cent piece » Lisa's a Dorothy » puppy dogs and ice cream » bitch slap wayne » she looking at me now » she's biz class » place is dead anyways » your like this bear » rated R guy » wait to call » boyz n hood » nicky message » all growns up » weird vibe
Things to Do in Denver When Your Dead 1995 | Back to top of page
» are you in love » vee bees virus breeders jimmy » just do it » i lost a toe the other day you believe that shit » thx for the money baby » fecal freak a brown boy » it keeps my powder dry jimmy » buckwheats » yeah bah bing » having boat drinks » the sense of touch is easily the most under appreciated of the five senses » you hungry » let you suck my dead dick in return for your life » i am godzilla you are japan
Three Amigos 1986
» are gringos falling from the sky » do you know what nada means » infamous el guapo » you shot the invisible swordsman » do you know what foreplay is » do you know what a plethora is » you take the woman » we have a plan » together we » i was crushed
Time Bandits 1981
» but why if thats the case » the poor are going to be absolutely thrilled » is that absolutely necessary » i feel so bad benson » i want little puppets hitting each other » youre all robbers jolly good » stinking rich » arent they lovely » whenever we can arghhh » we can make beans into peas
Top Gun 1986
» and one admirals daughter » you will be flying a cargo plan full of rubber dog shit out of hong kong » the elite the best of the best » no no no there is two Os in goose boys » well the list is long but distinguished well so is my johnson » they were abused children » you never close your eyes anymore » crashed and burned on the first one it was not pretty » you were in a four g inverted dive with a mig twenty eight » negative ghostrider the pattern is full » take me to bed or lose me forever » hey man we could of had them » and you have a confidence problem » bullshit ten minutes this thing will be over in two minutes get on it » talk to me goose » im not leaving my wingman » im gonna hit the breaks and fly right by » you can be my wingman anytime
Trading Places 1983
» maybe i will go to the movies » we can make it baby » quart of blood technique » you want me to break something else » do you realize where ive been » my harvard tie » [ serenade ] » in philly its worth fifty dollars » it was the dukes it was the dukes » merry new year » beef jerky » we had big fun there » its either kill or be killed » looking good billy ray
Training Day 2001
» the shit is chess not checkers » it takes a wolf to catch a wolf » you got to decide » man the fuck up » you got the magic eye » your in the office baby
True Romance 1993
» id fuck elvis » but i think i love you » i eat everything » that makes us practically related » do you love him » quit fucking around » game of show and tell » your part eggplant » wanna fuck me » open doctor zhivago » dont condanscend me » alabama wheres our coke » read my lips » to get to the jamboree » just take me away
Usual Suspects 1995 | Back to top of page
» give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker » i say he will flip ya » fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack » no pc no god damn right » Keyser Soze (1) » im smarter than you » you know back when i was in that barber shop » was it business or personal » put a leash on that puppy » the greatest trick the devil ever pulled » and like that he was gone » and the only thing that scares me » this aint my boy were burying » there is nothing that cant be done » oswald was a fag » Keyser Soze (2)
Wayne's World 1992 | Back to top of page
» ok extreme close up » sucking my will to live » what a totally excellent and amazing discovery » and i still know how to party » mama mia mama mia » it will be mine oh yes » happy anniversary wayne » she is a babe schwing » she will be mine oh yes » schawing » no uh were between lawyers right now » i love your band you guys whale » if she were president » i think we are ready for a rehearsal » hi im in delaware » its like a new pair of underwear » id have to say asphincter says what » game on » we fear change » thanks i like to play » not today my good man im feeling saucy » well the world is a twisted place » i say hurl » camera one camera two » were not worthy » ok pop quiz » oh thats not good im not happy » its almost too easy » i never learned to read » i love you man » excellent scooby do ending » i love you dream woman
Willy Wonka 1971
» you dont know because only i know » to believe in ones dreams is a manifestation of insanity » we are about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age » what would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolates » well im a gum chewer normally » i just decided to switch our friday schedule to monday » you are now about to enter the nerve center » wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast » the suspense is terrible i hope it will last » oompa oompa lesson 1 » which direction we are going » the inventing room » and two percent better scotch ripple » boy thats great stuff » violet your turning violet violet » oompa oompa lesson 2 » snozberry who ever heard of a snozberry » but easter is over » if you are wise you will listen to me » behold the wonka mobile » what do you get from a glut of tv » you lose
Young Guns 1988 | Back to top of page
» hogboy » just hacking on ya » we are lost right now » were in the spirit world » lets dance » yall already failed the test » many nights my friend » they finally met their match
Zoolander 2001 | Back to top of page
» but the fact that hes making it i respect that » der rek zoo lan der » really really really ridiculously good looking » [ wham bam vibe ] » [ good news chant ] » i think im getting the black lung pop » merman » but now the forbidden fruit must be tasted » it would be your glorious come back » happy happy happy » killing the prime minister of malaysia » tame the beast before you let it out of its cage » derelicte my balls capitan » who you trying to get crazy with ese » straight walk off old school boys » [ bird call ] » listen and learn sweetness » auto whaty » why have you been so messed up towards me » prime minister of micronesia » worried about derock » you can read minds » how do you live » sandwiched between the finnish dwarves » its the damn hansel he is so hot right now » you dont have the guts kmart » for christ sake its a cassarole shiela » i feel like im taking crazy pills » dear god its beautiful » thats what im talking about
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